How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
The second coming.
its like i know I should go to the gym and exercise but what if there are other humans there…
Street harassment is not a compliment.
commenting on a girl’s body in a sexual way isn’t a complement, its scary and it needs to stop
This is totally and completely the life of walking the world while femme!
@_@ i am so guilty of “hey, i love your hair!” hair hair hair hair i love pretty hair.
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.
I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
i ahve been laughing for 30 years
im still laughing
one if lifes greatest mysteries is how toothpaste with different coloured streaks in them stay separated
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this